Ted’s Joke – Missing Horse

A man went into a country pub for a beer, and when he came out, his horse was gone.  He stormed back into the pub ordered another drink and then announced to the bar in general: “I’m giving you lot fair warning.  If my horse isn’t back by the time I’ve finished this beer, that same thing’s gunna happen as it did over in Blacktown!”

When he finished his drink he slammed the glass down and marched outside…. And there was his horse, back where he’s left it.  As he unhitched the animal, one of the drinkers came out of the pub.  “By the way, mate,” he said, “just what did happen in Blacktown?”    “I had to walk home” the bloke said.


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