Ted’s Joke – Best husband

A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

BLOKE: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

BLOKE: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.

It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

BLOKE: “Sure, … go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.”

BLOKE: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$70,000”

BLOKE: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000”

BLOKE: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will  probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

BLOKE: “Bye! I love you, too.” The bloke hangs up. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape …. He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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