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Ted’s Joke – Broken cuckoo clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the boys”.  I told my wife that I would be home by midnight…promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way to easy.  At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly, I realized she’d probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o’clock.  She didn’t seem disturbed at all.  Whew! Got away with that one!  She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked why, she said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said “oh @#$%”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

 

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