Ted’s Joke – Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.  When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.  That makes everything better and I go to work.  You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

“I do what you say, I feel great.  I be work soon…… you got nice house.”

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