Ted’s Joke – Family hobbies

Two old mates bumped into each other in the pub.

“Hello, Bill,” said Graham.  “Haven’t seen you for years.  How’s the family?”  “Fine, thanks,” Bill replied.  “We’ve all taken up music. I play the flute, my wife plays the violin, one of my kids plays the cello and the other plays the oboe.  You must come around one night and we’ll play you some chamber music.  Now tell me about your family.”

“Pretty much the same as yours,” said Graham.  “We’ve all got into hobbies, too.  I’ve taken up Karate, My wife does judo and my two kids do Taekwondo.  Come around one night and we’ll give you a damn good hiding!”

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