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Ted’s Joke – Fishing Hook

A keen country lad applied for a salesperson’s job at a city department store.  It was one of those massive stores that has every department imaginable.  In fact it was the biggest store in the world – you could get anything there.  The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?” “Yes, I was a salesman in the country,” said the lad.  The boss liked the cut of him and said, “You can start tomorrow, Friday morning, and I’ll come and see you when we close up.”

When the boss looked up the young man the next day at closing time, he saw him shaking hands with a beaming customer.  After they parted, he walked over and asked, “Well, that looked good! How many sales did you make today?” “That was the only one,” said they young salesman.  “Only one!?!” blurted the boss.  “Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.  You’ll have to do better than that! Well, how much was the sale worth?”

“Two hundred and twenty-seven thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars and change,” said the young man.  The boss paused for a moment, blinking a few times.  “H… H…  How did you manage that!?!”  “Well, he came in this morning and I sold him a small fish hook.  Then, I sold him a medium hook, and then a really large hook.  Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one, and then a big one.  I then sold him a spear gun, a wetsuit, scuba gear, nets, chum, coolers, and a keg of beer.

“I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.  We decided that he would probably need a new boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20 foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said that his Volkswagen probably wouldn’t be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser, with a winch, storage rack, rust proofing and a built-in refrigerator.  Oh, and floor mats.”

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, “You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!”

“No,” answered the salesman.  “He came in to buy a blanket.”

“A blanket?”

“Yeah, an extra blanket for the couch.  He just had a fight with his wife and was sleeping on the couch.  I said to him, ‘Well, your weekend’s ruined, so you might as well go fishing…”

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