Ted’s Joke – Games retired people play

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  For example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes and when we came out, there was a police officer writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’  He ignored us and continued writing the ticket, so I called him something unpleasant.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres, So my wife called him something equally unpleasant. He finished the second ticket and put it on the window with the first.

I asked him if his mother knew who his father was.  Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care.  We’d come into town by bus.

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