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Ted’s Joke – Going to Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, “Please may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later”. The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”

The nun said she understood completely.

The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls … I don’t want to go to Iraq either!”

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