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Ted’s Joke – Grandad and the Barmaid

Down on a farm lived an old farmer, his wife, their two sons, Albert and George, and the old grandad.

They all lived happy and content, until one day the pub in the nearby town employed a new barmaid.

One Friday night, when the men all went into town for a drink, young Albert didn’t come home until way after midnight.

The old lady grabbed him as he tried to sneak into the house.

“Where have you been?” she demanded. “It’s past midnight!”

“I’ve been with that new barmaid,” grinned Albert. “My oath, she’s passionate!”

The next Friday night it was young George’s turn.

“Where have you been?” the old lady demanded as he tried to sneak in. “It’s way past midnight!”

“I’ve been with that new barmaid,” grinned George. “My oath, she’s passionate!”

The following Friday night it was grandad who was missing. Midnight came and went, and it was after 4am before he arrived home.

“Where have you been?” the old lady asked.

“I’ve been with that new barmaid,” grinned grandad.

“My oath, she’s patient.”

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