Ted’s Joke – Interstate Relations

Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from South Australia, one from Tasmania, one from Queensland, and the last one is from Victoria.

A bit down the road the Tasmanian starts to pull apples from his bag and throws them out the window. The South Australian turns to him and asks, “What the hell are you doing?”

The Tasmanian says, “Mate, we have so many of these damned things in Tassie they’re lying around on the ground. I’m sick of looking at them!”

A few miles down the road, the South Australian begins pulling bottles of wine from his bag and throwing them out the window.

The Queenslander asks “What are you doing that for?”

The South Australian replies, “Man, we have so much of this damn stuff in South Australia I’m sick of looking at them!”

Inspired by the others, the Queenslander opens the car door and pushes out the Victorian.

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