Ted’s Joke – Irish Date

An Irishman with a folded newspaper tucked under his arm walked into a pub and asked the barman if he knew the date.

The barman scratched his head, thought for a moment or two then said he was sorry, but he was blowed if he knew what the date was.  “But,” he added, “Why don’t you look at that newspaper you’ve got there? That’ll have the date on it.”

“No,” said the Irishman, “That’s no good.  It’s yesterday’s.”

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