Ted’s Joke – Nearly …

There’s this young bloke having a few beers in the pub and boasting to an old age pensioner about how good he is with women.

“Big deal,” says the old bloke. “I’m 85 and make love nearly every night of the week.”

“Leave it out!” says the young bloke.

“But it’s true,” the old bloke insists. “I nearly made love on Monday night, I nearly made it Tuesday night, nearly made it Wednesday night…..”

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