Ted’s Joke – The Bathtub test

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help you get started:

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No, a normal person would pull the plug, when should I enroll you?”


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