Ted’s Joke – Trusted Friend

An officer in the ancient Roman army was called away to the wars.  Before he left, he locked his beautiful young wife into a chastity belt and gave the key to his best friend, saying: “If I don’t return in a year, you may use the key.  It will be for you, my good friend.  Until then, I trust you to preserve my wife’s purity and fidelity.”

At that, he galloped off to wage war.  When he was 20km from home he heard the clatter of hooves behind him and his friend yelling: “Wait! Wait! Your gave me the wrong key!”.


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