Ted’s Joke – Wardrobe Guard

“My wife,” said Joe, “is a nice woman and all that, but she’s not very bright, you know.  Not very intelligent.”

“Is that so?” said his mate.  “What makes you say that?”

“Well, take the way she is about her clothes.  She takes a real pride in her clothes, and she’s scared someone will steal all her best outfits.”

“Well, has she done anything about it?  Has she insured them?”

“No, she’s gone one better than that.  She’s hired a bloke to guard them.  I found him keeping watch in the wardrobe the other night!”

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