Ted’s Joke – Whiskey

The wife was always nagging the husband about his habit of staying late at the pub every night, so one evening he asked her to go along with him.  “What’ll you have?” he asked when they arrived.  “Oh, I’ll have the same as you,” she replied.

So the bloke ordered two double rums and took a large swig from his glass.

The wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass.

“Yuk!” she gasped.  “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff – it’s horrible!”

“There you go, then,” said the husband.  “And you think that I come here every night and enjoy myself!”

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