Ted’s Joke – Women … priceless!


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.  God works is mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling ….about women drivers; the woman says, ‘So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days’.

Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’

The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’ The woman replies, ‘No, I think I’ll just wait for the police….’


Women are clever, so don’t mess with them!!!

Bottle of wine….$24.95

Damage to the car…..$8,000

the look on his smug face when the police arrest him for drink driving…..priceless!



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