Ted’s Jokes – Short and Curlies 3

A Woman went to her doctor for a general check-up.

“How is it that you have been married three times, yet you are still a virgin?” asked the doctor.

“Well,” said the woman, “my first husband was 93, the second one turned out to bat for the other team and the third one was a public relations man; all he did was sit beside the bed and tell me how wonderful it was going to be.”

Two Businessmen, stunned by the radiant good looks of their new group secretary, got together and decided to make her adjustment to the firm their personal business.

“It’s up to us to help her see just what counts as right and wrong around here,” the first exclaimed.

“Agreed!” his colleague replied, “you teach her what’s right.”

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